Within a showcase on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium rests a neon pink outfit donned by the entertainer. His performance in front of a massive crowd of spectators was hailed as a triumph.
You might not enjoy Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. You might take a balanced view, acknowledging that some hits are fantastic while others are terrible.
The key argument is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. You like what you like. There is no universal formula to craft art or even the longest format.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts incomparable variety. It's difficult to think of another sport where the outcome is so reliant upon external factors.
The elements, the hour of play, the red ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the wicket.
If the long game is art, the strip is the foundation on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in abstract form.
This is not a justification of the surface which yielded a win and the second two-day Test of the series.
Having excessive grass on the surface, resulting in 36 wickets being taken in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any idea this was a inferior show, one that should be qualified as inauthentic, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a diverse canvas, a long history and still growing. At times, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball moves excessively for the seamers. Other times, it grips and turns on a dust bowl. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling because of the time committed in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are tolerated more freely than others.
The contention in Melbourne was that the contest was weighted unfairly towards the bowlers. That the top batters were unable from playing their natural game.
Test cricket is about problem solving – interpreting the conditions and adjusting effectively. The top two individual scores were made by recognized players. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Sheer Celebration: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the fans who have endured a long drought that this wasn't compelling.
In one section of the MCG, countless fans waved their flags and created an atmosphere, producing a carnival vibe in a bastion of national pride.
There was hope as the bowlers surged, momentum when players scored quickly, and pure joy when the win was achieved.
Polar Opposites: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has a history with pitch problems. Eight years ago, a game there featured a strip with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a grind, with few wickets and interminable tedium. This recent match and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the range – both are not the standard, yet value can be attached to each.
Four Tests into the ongoing battle, it is the quick finishes that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the death of the format at all," observed a veteran. "The people who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been treated to some fantastic sport. An unusual spectacle."
Small Victories: Building for the Future
In the preparation to this match, the skipper talked like a man carrying the heavy burden on his shoulders.
The team delivered for him, bringing back the positive demeanor to his countenance.
Different players performed with crucial roles. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to secure long-term success, but something to build on.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other historic performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans left into a beautiful night, the players gathered on the field to commence their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, lads. You've earned this one.